Little Mermaid Live!: Disneys Horniest Musical Is Messy TV

Can Disneys horniest actual TV anymore, the last remaining hope is reverting to, ironically, one of the most reliable ratings ploys stretching back to the dawn of television: the of It Wasnt Me fame pretending to be a crab begging two teens to tongue wrestle cant revive our appetites for live television in its purest, if randiest form…then what will? All jokes aside about the 1989 Disney musical about a 16-year-old girl with eye-popping cleavage who risks her life to in order to, quite literally, spread her legs for a actors wore rolling heely shoes, the en vogue footwear of 2005, The Little Mermaid Live! is safe from catastrophic judgment. But that, really, doesnt guarantee that it was good. I …